Audacious father of the bride

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  1. Just in case you’re wondering once I begin, yes I have deliberately made my speech less funny than it could’ve been. I just didn’t want anyone to have to change their knickers before the best man got started.

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  2. I’ll be honest I’m a little scared doing this speech as I’ve got a terrible habit of saying the wrong thing. If anyone can smell burnt hair don’t worry, it’s just my wife’s eyes burning through the back of my head. But to be honest she’s right to worry, on mine and Margaret’s wedding night I nearly put my foot in it. I’d never had sex before.

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