Edgy icebreaker

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  1. I’d like to welcome you all to the wedding of Paul and Linda, and if you’re wondering who Paul and Linda are, either you’re drunk already, or you’ve wandered into the wrong room. Either way feel free to try the room next door and pay for the meal on your way out.

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  2. I really hope my speech goes down well, but even if it doesn’t I’ve got a few lines up my sleeve. That’s what happens when you take advice from a drug dealer.

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