Humorous icebreaker
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some bad news - after writing and re-writing, editing and re-editing, the very shortest I could make this speech is one hour and sixteen minutes. But don’t worry, I’m not going to do the whole thing right now … instead, here are the worst five minutes.
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The happy couple, family, friends and honoured guests. The first wedding speech I ever gave was in 1958 when I married Linda’s mother. Oh, I was in love! I remember clearly what a great feeling courtship gave me. I used to lie awake all night thinking about something she said. After we married and had four kids I’d fall asleep before she finished saying it.
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