Audacious father of the bride

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  1. Just in case youíre wondering once I begin, yes I have deliberately made my speech less funny than it couldíve been. I just didnít want anyone to have to change their knickers before the best man got started.

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  2. Iíll be honest Iím a little scared doing this speech as Iíve got a terrible habit of saying the wrong thing. If anyone can smell burnt hair donít worry, itís just my wifeís eyes burning through the back of my head. But to be honest sheís right to worry, on mine and Margaretís wedding night I nearly put my foot in it. Iíd never had sex before.

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