Nervous father of the bride

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  1. Ladies and gentlemen, it's an honour to be giving this speech this afternoon. I suppose I should actually say it's an honour and a pleasure, but I know the pleasure won’t kick in until this speech part is over.

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  2. As father of the bride I’m basically the warm up act for the torrent of filth that’s about to come courtesy of the best man. By the way, all of the speeches you’ll hear today are actually being sponsored. I don’t know who’s sponsoring the other two, but I’ve got Imodium backing me.

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