Amusing thoughts about love and marriage

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  1. Funny thing marriage! Did you know they carried out a survey recently to establish whether married men live longer than bachelors? Apparently, there's absolutely no difference - it just seems longer when you're married! But Linda and Paul are happy and they love each other. That should be enough to see them through life together - and I am not the man to dispense advice in public. In fact, according to my wife I'm not the man to dispense advice at all!

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  2. Cynics these days will tell you don’t need to get married – that you can just meet someone you like and then buy a house with them. But we all know that marriage is an institution, and I’d prefer to live in one of those.

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