Giving your daughter away

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  1. Fatherhood is like a bank bailout. You’re there when they need you in time of crisis. You pour money into them until you’re almost broke yourself, just to make sure they can stand on their own two feet. And then, after all that, you just give ‘em away, apparently!

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  2. This is an important day for me. It’s certainly not the time for jokes but the time when I resuscitate my bank account and hand over Linda’s spending habits to someone else.

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