Edgy icebreaker

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  1. Iíd like to welcome you all to the wedding of Paul and Linda, and if youíre wondering who Paul and Linda are, either youíre drunk already, or youíve wandered into the wrong room. Either way feel free to try the room next door and pay for the meal on your way out.

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  2. I really hope my speech goes down well, but even if it doesnít Iíve got a few lines up my sleeve. Thatís what happens when you take advice from a drug dealer.

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