Been together a long time
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So why has it taken us so long to get married? Well, outside the church today, I was talking to one of Linda’s friends and she told me that, according to Linda, it's all about maturity. She had asked Linda why we were getting married now, after all this time, and Linda’s response was this……..
‘Men are like a fine wine. They all start out as grapes. It’s our job to stamp on them and then keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.'
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my eternal good fortune that Linda’s taste in wine is cheap, unrefined, and immature. -
One thing is for certain, Linda will never leave me. I mean, she has spent the last seven years training me, so why waste it?