Control freak

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoy my speech, I spent a lot of time on it, poring over the good and the bad, the tragic and the funny, all so you can get a flavour of what Linda’s and my relationship is like. However, after a late request from my wife, I've removed from this speech anything that could upset or embarrass her. Thank you very much, and good afternoon. (Sit down.)

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