Father of the Bride jokes for weddings in Jul-2013

The best thing you can do to keep any speech relevant and fresh is to have a few topical jokes thrown in to the mix. These should all be related to the day and occasion though; this isn't your audition for Have I Got News For You. Whether it's a public holiday, a chunk of tawdry celebrity gossip or a football team getting an absolute leathering; reference it if it fits the bill. Our selection of topical father of the bride speech jokes gets an update more often than a Windows operating system. See, topical right? Kinda.

Displaying 4 topical father of the bride speech jokes

  1. Wedding speeches are like royal babies, fun at the conception followed by months of nervous waiting, hours of labour and then everyone hopes for a good delivery...

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  2. This week there's been some good news for another couple we know well. Now Paul and Linda, you may not be blue blooded, but everyone here adores you royally.

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  3. (The Ashes, First Test 10th-14th July)
    I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that it's fantastic that the big day is here, we've been talking about it for months and finally the moment everyone has been planning and looking forward to has arrived, yes, it's the start of The Ashes.

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  4. With the country facing huge strikes over pensions, there's a lesson in there for my new son-in-law. Promise to look after (Bride) in her old age, (Groom) - or she'll withdraw her 'cooperation' now.

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