Thank the ushers

Displaying 1 of 9 example lines

  1. I should thank the ushers, Dan and Mark, for doing what was expected of them. No more, no less. The main thing is they turned up. I guess it was too much to ask that they turn up sober.

    Add to clipboard »

  2. I’d like to thank the ushers, Gary and Vince, who ushered everyone into the church like a shepherd with his sheepdog. I’ll let you argue over who was who.

    Add to clipboard »

Next » Page 1 of 5