Best man / Take a pre-emptive strike
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I wanted a best man capable of charming you with his spectacular wit, his staggering charisma and his dazzling personality. Well, the search still continues, and Jasonís just here to fill in.
At this point, I naturally have a reservation in thanking my best man because his speech is yet to come. Please would you all keep in mind that if Jason tells an embarrassing story about me, it wonít be true. He is a very good liar, just cast you minds back to 2009 when he perjured himself in court to get me off that joy riding charge.