Father of the Bride jokes for weddings in September

The best thing you can do to keep any speech relevant and fresh is to have a few topical jokes thrown in to the mix. These should all be related to the day and occasion though; this isn't your audition for Have I Got News For You. Whether it's a public holiday, a chunk of tawdry celebrity gossip or a football team getting an absolute leathering; reference it if it fits the bill. Our selection of topical father of the bride speech jokes gets an update more often than a Windows operating system. See, topical right? Kinda.

Displaying 5 topical father of the bride speech jokes

  1. For weddings September 22 - November 30

    Autumn has always been my favourite season. As someone who's going inevitably bald, I empathise with what those trees are going through.

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  2. For weddings September 6

    On this day in 1620, the Pilgrims departed on the Mayflower from Plymouth, England to settle in the New World. The Pilgrims were fleeing persecution and seeking out a comfortable life of peace and tranquillity, Paul mate, I think you've just signed up for the opposite.

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  3. For weddings September 12

    On this day in 1922, The Episcopal Church removed the word "Obey" from the bride's section of wedding vows, mainly because it was the most ignored word outside of an iTunes online agreement...

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  4. For weddings September 24

    I think it's brilliant that Tara and Neil got married on International Rabbit Day. I'm referring, of course, to there being lots of speeches, not to anything they might get up to later.

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  5. For weddings September 22

    Today is World Car-Free Day, as you will observe later when the happy couple set off for their honeymoon on the luxury wedding tandem.

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