Father of the Bride jokes for weddings in Apr-2013

The best thing you can do to keep any speech relevant and fresh is to have a few topical jokes thrown in to the mix. These should all be related to the day and occasion though; this isn't your audition for Have I Got News For You. Whether it's a public holiday, a chunk of tawdry celebrity gossip or a football team getting an absolute leathering; reference it if it fits the bill. Our selection of topical father of the bride speech jokes gets an update more often than a Windows operating system. See, topical right? Kinda.

Displaying 3 topical father of the bride speech jokes

  1. This week saw the passing of Margaret Thatcher. When she was elected as Prime Minister in 1979, for the first time ever, the UK became accustomed to there being a woman in charge of all the important decisions. Today's a bit like that for you, isn't it, (Groom)?

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  2. I'd just like to reassure the bride and groom that the government's new "Bedroom Tax" is not a charge for newlyweds who'll be spending most of their time in the boudoir.

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  3. Over the past few years the bride and groom have been inseparable, like Ant and Dec, let's hope they spend many happy years together and that they're not yet ready to rumble!

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