Affectionate words about the bride / light-heartedly poke fun at her
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When your daughter gets married and leaves home they say, to make you feel better, ‘Think of it as not losing a daughter, but gaining a son.’ In my case I’m also gaining a telephone and a bathroom.
Like a lot of fathers, I taught my daughter how to drive. More specifically, I taught her to drive on the road. She learnt how to drive on the pavements all by herself.