Observations about the wedding / tell a story about events leading up to the big day
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In the run-up to today, Paul and Linda had a bit of an issue with the seating plan, because they really couldn’t decide who to put where. So as father of the bride, I offered to step in and help work something out. What we finally decided was to use the wedding present list, and put those who bought the biggest items nearest the front, and work it back from there. So if they can hear me at the back there, thank you to Tony and Sue for the oven glove.
I would like to say that Linda is looking wonderful today. She's had a hard week leading up to the wedding, not many people know this but she actually had her credit card stolen on Monday. Paul is not reporting it to the police because whoever nicked it is spending less than her!